Name: Blobgummery
Spot
Age: 41
Rank: Lieutenant Commander
Position(s): Chief of Engineering
Ship: USS Eggsandfries
Origin: Earth
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Adolescence is something that most people leave behind after they
pass through their teenage years; for poor Blobgummery, however, skin
problems continue even in his forties. This has earned him the nickname
"Spotty" amongst his comrades; but also opens up questions
about the intelligence of the writer as to why his parents would have
"Spot" as a surname. Most of these questions have fallen
down plot holes over the years.
Spotty was born in Scotland, and is an excellent engineer and mechanic,
trained in many fields of expertise. He can design and build anything
his captain could possibly need, but like all the greatest minds in
the galaxy, cannot set the time on a VCR.
Most famous quote: "It's no good, Captain, I don't have the
shower!"