Captain's disclaimer - Stardate: Today

"Start Wreck" is a completely non-profit spoof web comic made just for fun. All credit for copyrighted material must go to their owners at Paramount, Fox, BBC, or anyone else I've copied characters, settings, jokes or ideas from. Please visit them and give them lots of money; my work is that of parody and appreciation, and not intended to rob them of loyal customers.
Sincerely,
the Captain.